LADIES!! Live by these next year and you'll certainly have a lot of FUUUUUN!

1.  Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.  

2.  If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.

3.  Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of  tequila

4.  In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!  

5.  Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).  

6.  When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and  deal with it.

7.  Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my  personality.

8.  I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.  

9.  Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.  

10.  Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes  you walk funny.

11.  When life gives you lemons in 2008  - turn it into lemonade then  mix it with vodka.

12.  Remember every good looking ,  sweet,  single male is someone else's ex boyfriend!  

13.  Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering  from a hangover, or just suffering from work that might need a  reason to smile.

... and any guys reading this, pass it on to the ladies in your life ~ you'll make them smile.